"But no frowning! No sad faces okay?"
"Yeah! you gotta be funny, like us!"
"I feel like a fifth wheel here. Is there anything I can do?"
"I don’t know. Is there anything you can do?"
"I can drive that loader. I’ve got a Class Two rating."
My sexual orientation: Sigourney Weaver in this scene.
clint and sam compliment each other on their hotness and then engage in a round of bird puns.
↳ “aww, thanks, clint. you’re not bad looking yourself.” “aww shucks, sam. i’m blushing.”
So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
Hannibal AU - Interview with the VampireA vampire named Will tells his life story to a reporter. Will describes his first kill and evolving relationships with Hannibal Lecter, his maker, and Abigail, their daughter. Unlike Abigail and Hannibal who revel in murderous bloodshed, Will is tormented by a moral dilemma—he believes it is wrong to kill, but he must kill to eat.
Oh my god. I need it. I need it in my life.