So Would the Cookies Be SnickerBOOdles?

Step 1:  Get a Ouija board and some cookies
Step 2:  Put the cookies on the Ouija board.
Step 3:  Tell the ghosts that you are going to sacrifice the cookies to them.
Step 4:  Eat the cookies
Step 5:  Dedicate the ghosts of the cookies you have devoured to the ghosts.  Because obviously ghosts can only eat the ghost of food.
Step 6:  Wait to see if Ouija board responds.

Get Your Shit Together, DC
DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:Wait-
Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:I didn't-
Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:PEACE

(Source: photosetavenue)

Crossdressing for cosplay…

codenamealice:

whatshouldwecallcosplay:

If you’re a girl you’re like…
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If you’re a guy you’re like…image

And either way, going to the bathroom sure is an adventure.

Perfect except that I am not an English major.  I have an English DEGREE.

Perfect except that I am not an English major.  I have an English DEGREE.

(Source: theyuniversity)

sassprincess:

this makes me want to cry

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friedrichengeles:

my sexuality is roman godfrey smoking

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amuseoffyre:

clockadile:

iygrittenothing:

#I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE ZUKO AND HIS CHARACTER ARC

My favourite thing about this, is that he goes back to his father, and holds him accountable for his actions. He’s thought he was in the wrong for years. That it was his fault he lost his honour. To see him come to this understanding that he was a child and his father was the responsible party was amazing.

I can’t even think of any other animated kids shows where the abuser is called out on their abuse as openly and directly as he was in this show. And don’t even start me on the importance of them showing that a male child can be the victim of abuse by a male parent. That’s a demographic that so often gets brushed aside and they get told to “man up” or in this case “act like a Prince”. And Zuko gets to stand up and say “I AM a Prince. You’re the one who was wrong”.

(Source: youngjustices9)

frostbitefingers:

hawk-and-handsaw:

friends don’t let friends leave marvel movies before the end of the credits

breeannie:

corinnemucha:

I <3 Math.

This is the only kind of math I am great at.

breeannie:

corinnemucha:

I <3 Math.

This is the only kind of math I am great at.

winstonbishop:

hemlock grove + roman/peter

There are no words to describe how hard I ship this.  

(Source: peterrumancek)

cutefeyrac:

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